Good Day Mates,
As a lot of you folks know, I like to run a lot of different type of strategy/luck competitions and it finally became 2 time consuming to gather emails, moolah and players. Therefore, I have decided to start this beautifully, well crafted, huge ball havin' website, which I put together to give you idiots a little entertainment, while allowing me to throw gasoline on my ego... Run-on sentences
Moving along.. . BigDaddyWomack.com is really meant for all the other passionate gamblers, gamers, braggers, thrill seekers, lovers, cheaters, shit talkers, show boaters, bored at the job staring at a computer waiting for 5pm or a fire so you can go home to drink, smoke or beat whatever the hell it is you do to relaxers, dead beats, friends (notice how I put friends after deadbeats), family ( should of started with family dammit), people with smarts, idiots, people dumber than idiots, women, every Tim I know, people with nothing better to do then to read my ramblings, but most of all it’s for myself. Why the hell would I make a website for anyone but myself? Please don’t be dumb. It’s one of my pit peves. I can’t spell, so it’s a little eyeronic. Get it? How are you still reading this?
For your entertainment, I have decided to also start posting my rants, Womack’s Rants. Just look up, and click the button. I'll try to post a new one each week (dropped the ball on this one). Phil free to comment on anything, but remember I don't care about your comments. You lack decision making skills for even reading dis far.
I will also be keeping everyone updated on any new competitions that I’m running. You can also just look up and click the buttons at the top. If you're retarded, then just click buttons and keep smiling.
If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to keep them to yourselves.
Love,
Big Daddy Womack
PS – I’m neither big nor a daddy (yet), but Womack is my name. I just thought Big Daddy Womack had a better ring to it then Well Endowed Sports Enthusiast who Indulges in Sarcasm fueled with Narcissistic Selflessness with Perfect Grammar in Witty Wemarks Womack.
As a lot of you folks know, I like to run a lot of different type of strategy/luck competitions and it finally became 2 time consuming to gather emails, moolah and players. Therefore, I have decided to start this beautifully, well crafted, huge ball havin' website, which I put together to give you idiots a little entertainment, while allowing me to throw gasoline on my ego... Run-on sentences
Moving along.. . BigDaddyWomack.com is really meant for all the other passionate gamblers, gamers, braggers, thrill seekers, lovers, cheaters, shit talkers, show boaters, bored at the job staring at a computer waiting for 5pm or a fire so you can go home to drink, smoke or beat whatever the hell it is you do to relaxers, dead beats, friends (notice how I put friends after deadbeats), family ( should of started with family dammit), people with smarts, idiots, people dumber than idiots, women, every Tim I know, people with nothing better to do then to read my ramblings, but most of all it’s for myself. Why the hell would I make a website for anyone but myself? Please don’t be dumb. It’s one of my pit peves. I can’t spell, so it’s a little eyeronic. Get it? How are you still reading this?
For your entertainment, I have decided to also start posting my rants, Womack’s Rants. Just look up, and click the button. I'll try to post a new one each week (dropped the ball on this one). Phil free to comment on anything, but remember I don't care about your comments. You lack decision making skills for even reading dis far.
I will also be keeping everyone updated on any new competitions that I’m running. You can also just look up and click the buttons at the top. If you're retarded, then just click buttons and keep smiling.
If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to keep them to yourselves.
Love,
Big Daddy Womack
PS – I’m neither big nor a daddy (yet), but Womack is my name. I just thought Big Daddy Womack had a better ring to it then Well Endowed Sports Enthusiast who Indulges in Sarcasm fueled with Narcissistic Selflessness with Perfect Grammar in Witty Wemarks Womack.
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