These two jokers both seem extremely confident in their ability to stumble 40 yards faster then the other. The press (a few people that work with us) are already calling this the Race of the Year!
Let's break them down real quick.
Both of these wannabe Alpha Males haven't done much in the form of running in quite some time. In fact, it's one of the last things I think either one would be good at. However, they want to settle this like the animals they are and you bet your ass we are gong to let them.
Josh can HYDE, but can the Flying Tomahawk run? After going over all the stats and extensively researching (looked at FB for 5 mins), I have decided that the Mr. Hyde himself is a slight favorite and the line started at -110. The Flying Tomahawk weighs in at 180 lbs, but does look like a gust of wind could knock him over. He likes to attend sporting events, but does that make him an athlete? Hell no it doesn't, but this little whipper snapper has the confidence and determination of any mexican wrestler out there. However, no one should think this will be a cake walk.
Speaking of cake, The Legend himself, Dustin Haire, is a competitive being. He weighs in at a solid 238 lbs, but is this to heavy to run fast? Only god knows for now. The Legend enjoys killing innocent creatures and alternative facts. We all know the tortoise and HAIRE story (the hare lost) Can the HAIRE pull out an upset and come out ahead?